Monday, March 8, 2010

Re: (VU-Study-Corner) tension mukaaaao scheme :P

Walikum salam bhutto sahab. aaj kal tu bhutto ki wah wah hai or market bi.

On Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 10:44 AM, IRFAN <bhutto.irfan@gmail.com> wrote:
ASSLAM O ALIKUM ALL,
BHUT KHOOB KHIZRA SISTER

On Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 10:40 AM, anwar ali <anwarali504@gmail.com> wrote:
lakin paper main bi yai lataif likhai ja saktai hain.


On Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 10:40 AM, anwar ali <anwarali504@gmail.com> wrote:
relax dainai ka Shukriya jinab

On Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 9:02 AM, Khizra <gemini.rox89@gmail.com> wrote:
g janab

ppr ki tensions door krny k liye hi thy :p

On Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 10:10 PM, anwar ali <anwarali504@gmail.com> wrote:
yai paper ki tension door karnai kai liya?


On Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 9:56 PM, =>>aRsLaN<<= <arslan.anjum89@gmail.com> wrote:
ahahahaha tnx khizraaaaaa


On Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 9:49 PM, Khizra <gemini.rox89@gmail.com> wrote:

1 krayedar ne raat 1:00 baJe house owner ka door knock kia or kaha k me 5 month ka rent ada nhi kr skta. House owner ne kaha k ye baat to tum muJhe SubaH bhi bta skte the. krayedar ne kaha mene socha k is tenshion me akela hi kyun Jagta rahun...



Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,

woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar sheikh pe baitha,us ne pakar k chinese say pocha..........
....

.....Khareedo gay?





Ek Sardar Ji Apni Mummy Ji Ki Kameez Aur Daddy Ji Ki Shalwar Phen K Ghoom Rahe Thay...!!! Kisi Ne Pucha: "Sardar Ji Ye Kia?" Sardar Ji Replied: "MUMMY DADDY MAHOL" =D =P


Pthan: Dr. Sahb 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar hoa Tha.. Dr:To Ab Kya Hua? Pthan: yhan se gzar rha tha socha poch loon k ap ne Nahane ko Mana Kia Tha' ab Naha Loon?



Sardar thought "LOL" mean "lots of love". So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died he Sent it in da Following txt ''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL''=D


Aik Molvi aik Aurat Se Takra Gia, Aurat Gussey Se Ap ko Sharam nahi ati, Daahri rakh kar Takker maar Rahy hain. Molvi: Muhtrma ye Daahri hai HandBreak Nahi. =D =P


Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz To Nahi????? Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.... SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho. Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz???




Boy:Maine Suna Hai Is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot Aur Rohain Rehti Hain??? Sardar: Pta Nai Mje To Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye.... Moral: Sardaro Ko Marne K Bad B Akal Nae Ati ;->


A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus. He wrote: "Drive carefully! Do not kill the students, wait for the teachers!" :-D






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