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Aik teacher apnay student se poochta hay batao "Shadi k waqt Dulha baraat k liye ghoray per kyun charta hay?..."

Student:.."is liye k usey Akhri moqa diya jata hay ..k Bacha...! AB B WAQT HAY BHAG JA...."

 

 

 

 

 

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonke jahan bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge,chal bey chal aage chal. Larrkay Nahin Badaltay

 

 

 

 

1 PATHAN
Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki bell baja Kr bhag jata tha
Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Hrkat he?
Pathan: ye hum mis bell Marta tha aaj tmne recve krli.

 

 

 

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...
All girls got crazy for him...
They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...
What he said..?
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Baji jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai

 

 

 

7 Wonders Of Pakistan
7: Veena Malik
6: Meera
5: Sahir Lodhi
4: Rahman Malik
3: Chaduray Shujat
2: Bhutto Ka damad.
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1: Tuk_Tuk Tuk_Tuk
(han wohi wohi) :

 

 

 

Is se ziyada talented or kaha milengy
Faraz
karachi ke boys bike chalate hue bhi msg type kar lety hain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

 

 

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

 

 

 

 

 

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