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FUNNY TWO - LINERS
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry ?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. | |
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The One & Only .......... IRFAN.
Italy.
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