Assalm o alykum...
Hmm..So all Enjoying SUNDAY?.....
N mera Sunday nahii...:(...
Koi bat nhi mera b Weekend ayee gaa.............
Sunday Jokes n Stuff For u All....
Aik Judge (Mulzim se):..Kya tum jantay ho k Jhoot bolo gay to kahan jaogay?...
Mulzim:"Jahannum me.."
Judge: "Or sach bol kr?"
Mulzim:"Sarkaari Jail me...."
Aik Faqeer Admi se:"Janab Ap pehlay mujhe 50 rupay dete tahy , 2 sal se ap ne mujhe 10 rupay sdene shuru kr diye hain..:("
Admi:"Dekho , me pehlay Kanwaar tha, ab me shadi dhuda hoon or aik bachay ka baap b..."
Fakeer:"Achaaaaaaaaa To pa ne meray paison se apna khandaan palnaa Shuruu kr diya hay?..."
Aik admi k ghr k samnay Gadha mara para tha us ne Muncipal Comitte walon ko phone kiya or bataya..
JAwab mila.:"Wahin dafan kr do..."
Admi ghusay se bola."Ji Dafan to kr doon socha pehlay khandaan waloon ko itlaa to kr doon...."
| doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha |
| raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. |
| doctor .....acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz |
| ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga. |
"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""
*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*
SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM
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