On Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 1:40 AM, W@sF-e- S!Dd!qUi <qadeerasif@gmail.com> wrote:
goood...
On Sun, Mar 7, 2010 at 7:49 PM, Khizra <gemini.rox89@gmail.com> wrote:
1 krayedar ne raat 1:00 baJe house owner ka door knock kia or kaha k me 5 month ka rent ada nhi kr skta. House owner ne kaha k ye baat to tum muJhe SubaH bhi bta skte the. krayedar ne kaha mene socha k is tenshion me akela hi kyun Jagta rahun...
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar sheikh pe baitha,us ne pakar k chinese say pocha..............
.....Khareedo gay?
Ek Sardar Ji Apni Mummy Ji Ki Kameez Aur Daddy Ji Ki Shalwar Phen K Ghoom Rahe Thay...!!! Kisi Ne Pucha: "Sardar Ji Ye Kia?" Sardar Ji Replied: "MUMMY DADDY MAHOL" =D =P
Pthan: Dr. Sahb 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar hoa Tha.. Dr:To Ab Kya Hua? Pthan: yhan se gzar rha tha socha poch loon k ap ne Nahane ko Mana Kia Tha' ab Naha Loon?
Sardar thought "LOL" mean "lots of love". So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died he Sent it in da Following txt ''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL''=D
Aik Molvi aik Aurat Se Takra Gia, Aurat Gussey Se Ap ko Sharam nahi ati, Daahri rakh kar Takker maar Rahy hain. Molvi: Muhtrma ye Daahri hai HandBreak Nahi. =D =P
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz To Nahi????? Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.... SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho. Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz???
Boy:Maine Suna Hai Is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot Aur Rohain Rehti Hain??? Sardar: Pta Nai Mje To Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye.... Moral: Sardaro Ko Marne K Bad B Akal Nae Ati ;->
A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus. He wrote: "Drive carefully! Do not kill the students, wait for the teachers!" :-D
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