STARGTH: 03/12/12

Monday, March 12, 2012

(VU-Study-Corner) Aisa hota hai Pathan

Latefa ka zikr ho aur pathan na aey aisa hota nai

kuch students peshawar gaey
wahan unhon naey taxi rent paey li
driver pathan tha
students sara din lateefay suntey rhay
woh bhi pathanon par
din kaey iktetam par
pathan driver naey sb students ko 1 rupee ka sikka dia
aur kaha keh
apney ilaqay maen kisi pathan faqeer ko dena.
woh students aaj bhi kisi pathan faqeer ko talash kar rhay haen.
agar unhaen koi pathan milta hai tou woh
ice-cream wala
chanay wala
bhuttay wala
riskshaw driver
ya koi aur karobari
lekin ab tak koi mangnaey wala faqeer nahi mila.

Think about it!!!

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Re: (VU-Study-Corner) ````...Aik NASEEHAT or Misal....by $$````

Nice sharing. jazakallah

On Mon, Mar 12, 2012 at 7:58 PM, ~☆~SHINING STAR~☆~ <m.shining90@gmail.com> wrote:

Ek qafla sfar k doran ek andheri Ghaar se guzra,
aur un k paun me kankariyan chubhin,
to kch Logon ne is khyal se k ye ksi aur ko b chubh skti hn,
Neki ki khatir utha kr jaib me rakh len.
Kch ne zyada, kch ne kam, kch ne bilkul b nhi.

Jb andhery se bahr aa kr dekha to wo Heeray thy.
jinho ne uthaaen wo pachhtaay k kam q uthaaen,
jinho ne na uthaaen wo b pachhtaay.
Dunya ki zindgi ki misal usi andheri ghr ki hai,k
Neki jo k kankrion ki trha takleef deh hoti he
is zindgi me kr li wo akhrat me Heery jesi
qemti hogi aur insan trsay ga k zyada q na ki

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

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~ VuPak2009 ~ Re: (VU-Study-Corner) ````...Aik NASEEHAT or Misal....by $$````

Nice sharing. jazakallah

On Mon, Mar 12, 2012 at 7:58 PM, ~☆~SHINING STAR~☆~ <m.shining90@gmail.com> wrote:

Ek qafla sfar k doran ek andheri Ghaar se guzra,
aur un k paun me kankariyan chubhin,
to kch Logon ne is khyal se k ye ksi aur ko b chubh skti hn,
Neki ki khatir utha kr jaib me rakh len.
Kch ne zyada, kch ne kam, kch ne bilkul b nhi.

Jb andhery se bahr aa kr dekha to wo Heeray thy.
jinho ne uthaaen wo pachhtaay k kam q uthaaen,
jinho ne na uthaaen wo b pachhtaay.
Dunya ki zindgi ki misal usi andheri ghr ki hai,k
Neki jo k kankrion ki trha takleef deh hoti he
is zindgi me kr li wo akhrat me Heery jesi
qemti hogi aur insan trsay ga k zyada q na ki

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

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(Attock VU Group) Re: (VUStudyMasti) ````...Joke$...by $$...Refreshment...````

hahahhahahha

Student:.."is liye k usey Akhri moqa diya jata hay ..k Bacha...! AB B WAQT HAY BHAG JA...."

tumhara dulha zaroor bhag jaye ga...moka nhe gawaye ga

On 12 March 2012 19:56, ~☆~SHINING STAR~☆~ <m.shining90@gmail.com> wrote:

...``**`` Joke$...``**``...

Aik teacher apnay student se poochta hay batao "Shadi k waqt Dulha baraat k liye ghoray per kyun charta hay?..."

Student:.."is liye k usey Akhri moqa diya jata hay ..k Bacha...! AB B WAQT HAY BHAG JA...."

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonke jahan bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge,chal bey chal aage chal. Larrkay Nahin Badaltay

1 PATHAN
Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki bell baja Kr bhag jata tha
Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Hrkat he?
Pathan: ye hum mis bell Marta tha aaj tmne recve krli.

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...
All girls got crazy for him...
They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...
What he said..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
Baji jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai

7 Wonders Of Pakistan
7: Veena Malik
6: Meera
5: Sahir Lodhi
4: Rahman Malik
3: Chaduray Shujat
2: Bhutto Ka damad.
.

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.
.
1: Tuk_Tuk Tuk_Tuk
(han wohi wohi) :

Is se ziyada talented or kaha milengy
Faraz
karachi ke boys bike chalate hue bhi msg type kar lety hain

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

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Re: vu experts - MIT Viva

nai cs619 k agay us k marks likhay hun gay grade book main

On 3/10/12, mc100205393 Shahbaz Mahmood <mc100205393@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
> sirf pass fail hota he p for pass and f for fail likha aata he
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> On Fri, Mar 9, 2012 at 9:20 PM, mc090410036 Naima Atique <
> mc090410036@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
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>> Plz tell mit viva kay marks final result may include hotay hain ya just
>> pass ya fail remarks hotaain hain
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(VU-Study-Corner) ````...Aik NASEEHAT or Misal....by $$````

Ek qafla sfar k doran ek andheri Ghaar se guzra,
aur un k paun me kankariyan chubhin,
to kch Logon ne is khyal se k ye ksi aur ko b chubh skti hn,
Neki ki khatir utha kr jaib me rakh len.
Kch ne zyada, kch ne kam, kch ne bilkul b nhi.

Jb andhery se bahr aa kr dekha to wo Heeray thy.
jinho ne uthaaen wo pachhtaay k kam q uthaaen,
jinho ne na uthaaen wo b pachhtaay.
Dunya ki zindgi ki misal usi andheri ghr ki hai,k
Neki jo k kankrion ki trha takleef deh hoti he
is zindgi me kr li wo akhrat me Heery jesi
qemti hogi aur insan trsay ga k zyada q na ki

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

(Attock VU Group) ````...Aik NASEEHAT or Misal....by $$````

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

~ VuPak2009 ~ ````...Aik NASEEHAT or Misal....by $$````

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

(Attock VU Group) ````...Joke$...by $$...Refreshment...````

...``**`` Joke$...``**``...

Aik teacher apnay student se poochta hay batao "Shadi k waqt Dulha baraat k liye ghoray per kyun charta hay?..."

Student:.."is liye k usey Akhri moqa diya jata hay ..k Bacha...! AB B WAQT HAY BHAG JA...."

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonke jahan bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge,chal bey chal aage chal. Larrkay Nahin Badaltay

1 PATHAN
Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki bell baja Kr bhag jata tha
Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Hrkat he?
Pathan: ye hum mis bell Marta tha aaj tmne recve krli.

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...
All girls got crazy for him...
They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...
What he said..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
Baji jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai

7 Wonders Of Pakistan
7: Veena Malik
6: Meera
5: Sahir Lodhi
4: Rahman Malik
3: Chaduray Shujat
2: Bhutto Ka damad.
.

.
.
.
.
1: Tuk_Tuk Tuk_Tuk
(han wohi wohi) :

Is se ziyada talented or kaha milengy
Faraz
karachi ke boys bike chalate hue bhi msg type kar lety hain

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

~ VuPak2009 ~ ````...Joke$...by $$...Refreshment...````

...``**`` Joke$...``**``...

Aik teacher apnay student se poochta hay batao "Shadi k waqt Dulha baraat k liye ghoray per kyun charta hay?..."

Student:.."is liye k usey Akhri moqa diya jata hay ..k Bacha...! AB B WAQT HAY BHAG JA...."

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonke jahan bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge,chal bey chal aage chal. Larrkay Nahin Badaltay

1 PATHAN
Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki bell baja Kr bhag jata tha
Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Hrkat he?
Pathan: ye hum mis bell Marta tha aaj tmne recve krli.

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...
All girls got crazy for him...
They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...
What he said..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
Baji jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai

7 Wonders Of Pakistan
7: Veena Malik
6: Meera
5: Sahir Lodhi
4: Rahman Malik
3: Chaduray Shujat
2: Bhutto Ka damad.
.

.
.
.
.
1: Tuk_Tuk Tuk_Tuk
(han wohi wohi) :

Is se ziyada talented or kaha milengy
Faraz
karachi ke boys bike chalate hue bhi msg type kar lety hain

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM

(VU-Study-Corner) ````...Joke$...by $$...Refreshment...````

...``**`` Joke$...``**``...

Aik teacher apnay student se poochta hay batao "Shadi k waqt Dulha baraat k liye ghoray per kyun charta hay?..."

Student:.."is liye k usey Akhri moqa diya jata hay ..k Bacha...! AB B WAQT HAY BHAG JA...."

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonke jahan bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge,chal bey chal aage chal. Larrkay Nahin Badaltay

1 PATHAN
Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki bell baja Kr bhag jata tha
Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Hrkat he?
Pathan: ye hum mis bell Marta tha aaj tmne recve krli.

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...
All girls got crazy for him...
They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...
What he said..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
Baji jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai

7 Wonders Of Pakistan
7: Veena Malik
6: Meera
5: Sahir Lodhi
4: Rahman Malik
3: Chaduray Shujat
2: Bhutto Ka damad.
.

.
.
.
.
1: Tuk_Tuk Tuk_Tuk
(han wohi wohi) :

Is se ziyada talented or kaha milengy
Faraz
karachi ke boys bike chalate hue bhi msg type kar lety hain

"""Don't worry if people hate you because there are many others who love and care you in the earth. But be worried if ALLAH hates you because there is no other who loves and cares you in akhirat."""

*~*$H!N!NG $T@R*~*

SUBHANALLAH HI WABIHAMDIHI SUBHANALLAH HIL AZEEM